Welcome to Harwood

~ The Town That Can Come Back To Life! ~

We’re Back and Open For Business!

June 10, 2009 By: T Category: Uncategorized

Harwood has experienced a dramatic decrease in growth over the past year, but still boasts a quaint small town atmosphere.

Clean-up on the eastern side of town near Harwood Cemetery is almost complete, and the State of Texas has certified that not a single carnivorous corpse has been spotted in over nine months.

New and unique retail, antique and craft collectible shops have sprung up in the areas destroyed by the undead. If you’re considering relocating your business to a town with friendly folks, no state income tax, and a distinct lack of zombies, Harwood is the place!

  • Zombie Preparedness

    Mark your calendar for the FREE Zombie Preparedness Seminar: Saturday, Nov 14, 10am, at Harwood High School.

    Sign up for a First Aid class with Donald Mallory, and learn survival techniques, including Don's technique of severing the brain stem to re-kill the undead.

    Although we do not expect another uprising, it's always good to be prepared.
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    Visit JESPER'S TAVERN, on historic Main Street. Twelve beers on tap, darts, happy hour from 9am to 11pm. "Zombie-free since 1874."

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